Ulgrim Sayings - Pillars Made of Sand

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I wish I could fly. You think with all this magic in the world we would have magical flight."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I want to fly!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I need a cape too."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant is too busy to accept gifts right now.

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Did you ever wonder where the eggs we eat come from? And what about the supposed chicken our cooks make? I don't eat either of them... just in case."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know, Muldaveus and Niarltah asked me to join their Renegade cause. I was going to join too..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Then they told me that they didn't supply the Breakfast Beer, Morning Mickeys, Spring-to-Action Ale, Midday Mead, Late-Night Lager or Sleepy-Time Stout. So I told them that they could take their Mattekar Swill and stuff it. My allegiance to Elysa could never be bought!"

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I hear if you lick a Burun you can see all sorts of cool stuff."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You think Marae Lassel is so great huh? Here's one important question you have to ask yourself: Does it have Ulgrim on it? That should tell you all you need to know."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know you're a real hero if you can fight naked."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant says, "Good to be back in AB."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "This little mosswart fellow came into town screaming about the Burun."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I gave him a drink to calm him down. He gave me a stone that smells like something plucked from a mattekar's hind quarters. I figure I'll throw it at the next Burun I see."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Are you naive enough to think Elysa runs Dereth? Hmm."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "There is a conspiracy that those in power don't want you to know. I can't tell you everything, not yet. I can tell you there is a cabal of mages in the upper echelons of our government who control every aspect of our society. Do you think that the Olthoi Invasion happened by chance?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Just ask yourself, who is the fourth man?"

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Guess what I'm doing tomorrow night."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "The same thing I do every night."

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