Ulgrim Sayings - Ashes and Dust

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It takes a great fool to just blindly assume that there is some greater mystic force tending the light at the end of the tunnel..."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It's good to be home! Or, rather, better to be here than dodging Eaters in Glenden Wood."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Bring me some Stout already, meat puppet! Oh, I can already tell I've spent too much time hanging out with Claude."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Sorry, I'm not accepting cookies or candy or anything weird like that any more. Made my belly ache. A man my age has tender digestion, which is why I stick with the smooth, creamy goodness of Stout."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Brrr, it's getting colder, even out here in the desert. When winter's got its clammy grip on the world, the best way to keep warm is with a nice mug of Stout."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That was a hint, kid. Get me some Stout or I'll show you something about clammy grips. Oh, that didn't come out right."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Would you believe, I was the one who originally developed those new beer recipes that Duke Raoul is taking credit for? Those Viamontians... not an original bone in their bodies, I tell you."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It takes a great fool to just blindly assume that there is some greater mystic force tending the light at the end of the tunnel..."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh Harlune, that great bag of wind. A day late and a Pyreal short, is what I have to say to him."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "What? Viamontians are in the Nexus now? No! Not there! That's where I keep all my stuff! Curse you, Varicci! Leave my porcelain ballerina collection alone!"

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It's a sad thing, what's happening to Glenden Wood. Pretty little town. I always liked the fragrant breeze that rustles the leaves of the forest. Nothing else in Dereth smelled like it. Too bad the air out there smells like burning corpses now."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've been working on some Olthoi Bait in case they decide to come back. Through long and arduous testing I've discovered that they can't resist stuffed mushrooms. Just walk through a dungeon dropping those things in a line and you can ambush a whole swarm while they're gobbling them up."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've seen it all in my time on this weird, wacky world. Nothing surprises me any more. Not even foul, stinking betrayal. But don't listen to me. No one ever does."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Yep, I stopped at Vissidal Isle on the way back. My little Merwart friends are doing quite well! Finally, one of them set up a tavern! I just wish they'd stop worshipping me. It's so hard to carry out a simple conversation with someone who drools all over your boots."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Okay, okay, Rand's developed some powerful and tasty brews, and so has Duke Raoul. Based on... what, Tusker Spit and Moarsmuck? Just you wait. I'm still working on my Banderling Scalp Porter. Thick, yeasty, and filled with protein! It's not just for breakfast any more!"

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That white rabbit may look cute an fluffy, but he's an abomination."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I bet you didn't know that some magical components are quite deadly if ingested."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I sure didn't."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've heard people babbling that there's no way Asheron would allow the Viamontians to raid his secret cookie stash in Knorr. Why not? Maybe he doesn't like cookies any more. My point is, a person's tastes and opinions can change. Except for mine. Make mine a Stout!"

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Ale.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Ale? I don't drink water unless I have to."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "But, I might have to so I'll just hold onto this."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It's good to be back in Ayan Baqur. Things haven't changed much around here, have they? That devil Claude is still up his old tricks."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Okay, okay, Rand's developed some powerful and tasty brews, and so has Duke Raoul. Based on... what, Tusker Spit and Moarsmuck? Just you wait. I'm still working on my Banderling Scalp Porter. Thick, yeasty, and filled with protein! It's not just for breakfast any more!"

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'm not sure how long I'll stick around in Ayan Baqur. I may decide to visit Sanamar, just to see what the big deal is. Or I could live among the Fiun for a while. Come to think of it, living with those poor sad creatures would be too depressing. I'd end up drinking too much."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Yep, I stopped at Vissidal Isle on the way back. My little Merwart friends are doing quite well! Finally, one of them set up a tavern! I just wish they'd stop worshipping me. It's so hard to carry out a simple conversation with someone who drools all over your boots."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "What? Viamontians are in the Nexus now? No! Not there! That's where I keep all my stuff! Curse you, Varicci! Leave my porcelain ballerina collection alone!"

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So what, exactly, does Varicci think he's going to find in that secret wing of Knorr? From the way I heard it all described, I bet he'll just find a pile of dirty paintings that Asheron hides away when Elysa comes to visit."

Ulgrim is back in Ayan! Thanks to Og Master Master for pic!

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