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Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Ah yes,
winter is here. You know what that means? It's about time for my
vacation to the Vesayen Isles. No, okay, I'm not actually going there. I
haven't been there in years. Bad blood between me and that rogue
MacNiall. He tried to steal my lunch money back when he was a young boy
at school. And I was his teacher"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Have
you seen my mug of stout anywhere? I think a Penguin stole it... Clever
little beasties, those Penguins. More clever than they are commonly
given credit for. And oh yes, they do have fine taste in beverages."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So there's now a Tanada House of Earth
out there somewhere, turning out ninjas who are obsessed with metaphors
about dirt. There's a House of Fire somewhere too, and the masters of
all three schools formed this musical group... Oh, never mind."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know I've been thinking about what
you can give me as a present for the Holidays. I think a nice stout
would be perfect. None of that mistletoe stuff, I'm allergic."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "The snowmen are back. If you see an
angry snowman with yellow stripes tell him I'm sorry. I totally didn't
see him there!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I hate cold weather. After about a
month of standing out here in my winter-weight robe, well, let's just
say things start to get a little gamey. I think that's how the Mosswarts
took such a liking to me, in fact..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh, the earthquake at Lady Folthid's
estate? That was me. My bad, my bad. I hope I didn't break anything that
was important to that lady. But if I did, what is she going to do? Kill
me?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh Asheron? No need to worry about
him. He's just... temporarily misplaced. As soon as you stop looking for
him, he'll just sort of turn up in some place you didn't think to look
in. Always works out that way."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Happy holidays! I would have gotten
you a present, but I got drunk and forgot to go shopping."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh, don't tell me. Another training
house opened by the Tanada clan on Dereth? Ninjas are harder to stamp
out than cockroaches. A lot harder. Trust me, I've tried. Those little
tiny roach-sized houses with the poisoned food inside them just don't
work on ninjas."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "No, don't even try to pass me one of
those fruitcakes, friend. I patched up a hole in my chimney with the
last one I got, so I'm all set, thanks."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know Shan Zhen works for Ben Ten,
right? Ben Ten's an interesting case. I shouldn't tell you this, but
she's not actually Sho. She's a Virindi. Like that fiendish Claude.
Except with a much better disguise. Don't believe me? Grab her face and
pull hard, next time you see her. Then you'll see."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Yes, I strongly recommend you head out
to Cragstone to speak with Shan Zhen. Maybe get to the bottom of
Asheron's disappearance. No, not Asheron's bottom. What would Shan Zhen
know about that? Don't be silly."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Why would I want a pet Penguin? Rude
little fellows. They swear like Viamontian pirates, but with less
grating accents."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Metos? He was a hack. Many of his
Golems are still functioning to this day. What kind of design is that? A
smart engineer would design the Golems to break down after a few years.
That way people have to go to you to fix or replace them. Perfect job
security. What's the use of making ones that just keep working forever?
See, and everyone keeps talking about how smart Empyreans are."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Stout! What a thoughtful present! Sad,
I didn't get you anything... How about an empty stout mug? Just been
emptied."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know what the worst part about a
blizzard is? The way all that blowing snow gets into your mug and waters
down your stout. That, and freezing to death."
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Thanks to Gakashuin Axe
of SC!
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