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Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Death
comes to visit all of us, my benighted little friend. But I'm the only
one with booze strong enough to make him forget why he came to visit."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "There's a ghostly little girl in the
Direlands Graveyard, did you hear? Why's she hanging out in the
graveyard? Only dead people there, and dead people are no fun."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'd go and find out what's going on
with those Olthoi in the northeast myself, but acid burns and puncture
wounds really mess with my wardrobe."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've figured out who's behind all the
agitation among the Banderlings, Tuskers, Olthoi, Drudges, and whatnot.
It's Queen Elysa herself! She's getting bored without extradimensional
demons to fight!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Is summer over yet? Gosh it's hot. You
know what's good about being this hot? Gives you an excuse to drink! Not
that I need an excuse, mind you. No, all I need is a kind pilgrim to
fetch me a mug of Berkholt's stout."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That was a hint, kid. Not the
brightest wand in the pile, are you?"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know who I got a postcard from the
other day? Aerbax! I'd almost forgotten about him! I wonder what he's
been up to lately? He's pretty polite and cordial, for an amoral butcher
and vivisectionist."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Gimme a U!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Gimme an L!"
[General] <Tell:IIDString:0:Chef Wubbie>Chef Wubbie<\Tell> says, "my
glands are swollen"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Gimme a GR!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Gimme a I!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Gimme a M!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "What does that spell?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Right! Grumli, my invisible pet
chicken. Have you seen him around?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I keep calling out his name with the
letters all jumbled, just the way he likes it, but he hasn't come home."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Well, if you happen to trip over him
let me know."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Mudmouth's up to what, now? Honestly,
I bet he'd settle down if someone would be kind enough to get him a
banana daiquiri. No, wait, what's a banana daiquiri? I don't think those
have been invented here yet."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know, sometimes I kind of miss
Claude."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Don't tell anyone I said that or I'll
turn you into a mug of stout and drink you."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Don't bother me! I'm working on a new
grenade design. When it hits its target, it bursts and turns everything
in a six-yard radius into stout. Next I'll work on one that turns
everything into salted pretzels."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You the man!"
You say, "No, You the man!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You're right, I am."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Some mage called me a gimp the other
day."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I asked him what a gimp was and he
said "You, Gimpy! What kind of a gimp mage has a 40 Focus?""
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So I portaled him to that new valley
everyone is talking about to find out what kind of mage he is."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I guess he didn't realize that I had
used a few attribute transfer gems... What a gimp."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "There aren't a lot of stimulating
people to talk to around here."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I don't mean you of course, you're
fascinating."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Did you ever wonder where the eggs we
eat come from? And what about the supposed chicken our cooks make? I
don't eat either of them... just in case."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I bet you didn't know that some
magical components are quite deadly if ingested."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I sure didn't."
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Thanks to
Larceny of TD!
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