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Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Terrible,
terrible tragedy what's going on with the Fiun and the corpse of Lunnum.
Of course, I know who actually stole her corpse, but I promised not to
tell, and I wouldn't betray Asheron like that."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oops! I told!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So fall has come, and with it the turn
of seasons... It's just not the same here as it was on Ispar, though.
Back on Ispar, when fall came around, I used to like to spend whole
weekends sitting around, eating liverwurst, drinking stout, and watching
gangs of hooligans beat each other to bloody pieces over an inflated pig
bladder. Ah, how I miss it."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So, here's what confuses me. You know
how there are always a lot of baby animals who show up in the spring?
How come we don't see a lot of really old and decrepit animals in the
fall? I mean, it stands to reason, right?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "No, I wouldn't be caught dead in the
Valley of Ruin. These are new suede boots. Do you have any idea what
Eater drool does to suede?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Those Pumpkin Buffers are starting to
take hold in new towns. I tell you, if we don't do something now, those
things will be everywhere. It's a candy filled plague!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Now, if they were filled with stout,
that would be a whole different story!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Seven years is a pretty long time,
isn't it? That's almost long enough to properly age a decent bottle of
whiskey. That is, if you like that kind of stuff. I tried to age a
bottle of stout for seven years once. I think I managed to kill it
before it escaped my house."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Have you gotten a look at the new
regalia? Pretty impressive, right? That's nothing compared to the
regalia I've been working on. I'm going to make a mask that looks like
the legendary Aluvian king, Osbork the Foamy. He invented stout, you
see. No, don't look at me like that. I know Aluvian history better than
you do, kid."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh yeah, I've been to the Night Club.
They play too much breakbeat, though, and I'm more of a trance kind of
guy. What do you mean, you don't understand what that means? I guess
you're not hip enough to hang with old Ulgrim."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So... Now you can slap the highest
available spells on alchemical gems. Because of Hyssop. Was that so
hard? Amateurs."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Sure sure sure, you can craft seventh
level spell gems using Hyssop to fortify the alchemical mixture, but
only us truly elite alchemists know that you can craft tenth-level spell
gems with stout. No, I'm not going to teach you the process. Too much of
a waste of stout. Everyone would start using it, there'd be a stout
shortage, and I'd end up having to kill people for their alchemy kits."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So you've heard about Leandra's
wonderful new chorizite formula? Yeah, made that same formula years ago,
except I used orichalcum. My formula made normal beer mugs larger on the
inside than on the outside. I only have the one sample left here. It
holds about 30 normal mugs of stout."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It's good that she's following in my
footsteps though, it shows she's very wise."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Pssst! I don't tell usually tell
anyone about this, but I am the Grand High Master of the Tanada clan! I
can throw a keg of stout in the air and cut it open, drinking every drop
before it hits the ground."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Seven years. That's a long time. I've
only been standing in this spot for... Six and a half years. Those first
few months, I was selling stout to thirsty tourists in the Vesayen
Isles. Business was pretty bad, because MacNiall and his little band of
cut-throats kept stealing from me."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I figured, if I wanted to improve
business, I better help free people from the Olthoi. And so here we
are."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "While I was gone, MacNiall's gang
stole the rest of my stout and defiled my store, but I helped free
humanity from insect slavery, so I've got that going for me."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "No, I don't plan to go to the Night
Club. The music's too loud, there isn't any stout available, and I don't
get along with the owner."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Who's the owner, you ask? Oswald is,
of course. What, you think he's just an assassin? He's forming a dance
group in his spare time. Oswald's quite the dancer. No one can pop and
lock like he can. And his Golemwalk is just... out of sight."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Those new masks are really neat and
all, but you know who made the best masks on Ispar? Those fun
party-loving folk from Milantos. I remember they used to throw these big
parties where one guy would dress up as some enormous, bat-winged demon
with seven heads, and they'd sacrifice... No, wait, that wasn't a guy in
a costume. Never mind."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "The pumpkins have returned to Dereth,
eh? I suppose they haven't learned their lesson from last year, when we
ripped them from their safe and cozy patches, mutilated them with blunt
knives, dug out their guts, and stuck burning candles inside the gaping
sockets. Silly pumpkins."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Zombies! Did you see those Zombies run
past?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Okay, maybe I just imagined it. It
seemed so vivid, though..."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Pssst! I don't tell usually tell
anyone about this, but I am the Grand High Master of the Tanada clan! I
can throw a keg of stout in the air and cut it open, drinking every drop
before it hits the ground."
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Thanks to Magicpipe II
of TD, Tapestry of LC!
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