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Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Taken a
trip to the Direlands Graveyard lately? Things are quite hopping over
there. And no, I don't mean the jumping rats. Don't tell me there's no
such thing as jumping rats. Famous last words."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You can go ahead and investiage that
Artifex Collegium on the Singularity Caul if you want. There's nothing
there but a bunch of dried-up old coots afraid to climb out of their
ivory tower and enjoy life! No, wait, that was my old university back on
Ispar. Truth be told I have no idea what's going on in the Artifex
Collegium here."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "There's something going on with the
Harbinger. I invited her to come to tea yesterday and she never sent me
a response. Needless to say I was surprised. Not because she didn't
come, but because she usually sends a couple of her elemental children
to 'destroy that fool once and for all.' It's this kind of joke we have
going. I'm not sure what could have her so distracted."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "No, don't ask me what's causing all
that ruckus on the Singularity Caul. It's actually my fault. I tried to
set up a brewery there in some old abandoned Virindi research facility.
Turns out it wasn't so abandoned!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Don't ask me about that old child
Solange out on the Singularity Caul. Not quite right in the head, if you
ask me. I blame all the booze."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've heard about some awful things
going on in the Shadow Orphanage on the Singularity Caul. Yep, they've
been spanking those kids. Not that they don't deserve it, fallen little
thralls of the Hopeslayer that they are."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know, for all the terrible things
I used to say about Claude, he never crashed property values as badly as
Aerbax has. Just goes to show, sometimes you should count your
blessings."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Malrin in Sanamar's got a real problem
with those golems, eh? Seems kind of obsessed. I have to pity people who
get so obsessed with something that they can't let go and get on with
their lives. Yes, I live here, right by this bar, waiting for strangers
to buy me stout. What's your point, kid? Get me another stout."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know as well as I do that Aerbax
is the one who's fooling around with all that stuff on the Singularity
Caul. Why he can't be satisfied with the extradimensional powers that
nature gave him, I'll never know."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Yep, that mage over near the
Singularity Caul has finally seen fit to upgrade his inventory. Good
thing, too, or I was about to take my business elsewhere. Like here, for
more stout."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim's eyes focus on a distant point and a dreamy expression falls
over he face.
Ulgrim blinks. Then he notices you for the first time.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I speak through the most easily
affected mind now. The surgeon has visited me with a dark purpose. He
stole from me a portion of that which made me. I sense another drawing
the blood of the world. Your misplaced fear over my existence may find
more fertile ground in this new host."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Don't happen to have a bit of stout
with you friend?"
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Larceny of TD!
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