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Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Verily, this vitae I vainly vie to
remove after voyaging to the vault of the venomous and vile vermin of
virulent visage... Ah, forget it! I got hurt while trying to hunt the
White Rabbit."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Poko Moko! So slowly I turned, step by
step, inch by inch..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "What did you say?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Har har har, more Runed Weapons
somehow made their way from Varicci's vaults to chests in the Valley of
Death. Oh, that's rich. Varicci's Royal Runed Melon must be red with
rage by now."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I can't believe you didn't stop the
Essences from getting to the Harbinger. We're doomed! Doooooomed I tell
you!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I am bereft of stout! Un-bereft me or
I will fly into an un-drunken rage!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You! Ulgrim utters unspeakable
utterances upon you! Unburden your stout upon his unintoxicated un-thing
mouth hole... That's it, I can't think of any more u-words, just give me
some stout, okay?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I was going to write a song for my
lady about what a dangerous guy I am to love. I was going to call it
"Ring of Stout." Want to hear the first lines?"
Ulgrim clears his voice and prepares to sing.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Love... is a boozy thing..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "And it makes... a foamy ring..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "What do you think so far?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Sometimes people ask me what the best
thing about being me is. Now, I could mention my rugged good looks, my
mind like a steel trap, my encyclopedic knowledge of everything, or even
my chiseled abdominal muscles. But really, the best thing about being me
is that I'm so witty, I can keep myself entertained. That really takes
the edge off things."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I hear tell someone has been spreading
vile calumnies about my lineage! They're saying I am the son of Aliester
the Loquacious! After all the time I spent avoiding him at family
reunions so he wouldn't talk my ear off... Why, it gets me so mad, I've
got to drink!"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Me? No, I haven't appointed any
Castellans, Seneschals, or Speakers to my allegiance. Instead, my
officers are named Master of Stouts, Minister of Ales, and Lord of
Lagers."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I had an odd dream this afternoon. I
was staring at the sun, yes I know you're not supposed to, this was a
dream, now shut up! I was staring at the sun when I saw a spot begin to
grow on it. I reached up and tried to rub it off, but it just smeared
the dark all over and it began to spread."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Soon the whole sun was engulfed by it
and instead of casting light on everything, the sun was casting dark. I
heard voices in the dark and then I saw thousands upon thousands of
unblinking purple eyes creeping over the ground, coming at me. Under
that black sun, I began to scream and scream... I woke up screaming. Now
get me another stout."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "There's probably some trouble to be
found with the Raven Hand or the Shadows or something, way up there on
the northeast shore. I hope not. That's pretty close to where my little
Mosswart friends live. Any kind of Shadow disturbance up there could
sour their stout supplies."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'm glad my nephew has turned aside
from his selfishly destructive path, and has decided to start fighting
to help his fellow Isparians against the greater threats that confront
us all. He's even started training youngsters to follow in his
footsteps. Yep, I'm talking about Ketnan. Why, who did you think I was
talking about?"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Isin Dule is back. It seems he ran out
of cheese while living with the Viamontians and now he wants our cheese.
Protect the cheese!"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'll never forget how you helped me
out with that whole broken wand problem. I really owe you one."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So... here."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant gives you Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You deserve that... Fred. Fredrina?
Bah, whatever."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've been working on some Olthoi Bait
in case they decide to come back. Through long and arduous testing I've
discovered that they can't resist stuffed mushrooms. Just walk through a
dungeon dropping those things in a line and you can ambush a whole swarm
while they're gobbling them up."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "If we keep letting the Harbinger have
his way, he's going to burn-freeze-melt-shock us all to death! You
better get out there and knock him down a few pegs."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Let's not fool ourselves. We can all
see it coming. Count Dardante has been poking his pointy blue nose into
things beyond his feeble understanding. He's going to get us all in a
heap of trouble, just you watch. I never should have let that kid borrow
my old term papers when he was cheating his way through the Royal
Academy back on Ispar."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Did you know my face is on the Soul
Staff?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Yup, I'm immortalized! It's the third
face down. Some people may claim it's the guy who created the staff, but
he's nobody and I'm famous."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "There's probably some trouble to be
found with the Raven Hand or the Shadows or something, way up there on
the northeast shore. I hope not. That's pretty close to where my little
Mosswart friends live. Any kind of Shadow disturbance up there could
sour their stout supplies."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I bet you didn't know that some
magical components are quite deadly if ingested."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I sure didn't."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So, did you see the Archmage in
Candeth Keep? I hear her husband is out of the picture. She can buff me
anytime! Hubba! Hubba!"
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