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Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Can I ask
you a favor? I had a store of my best steins broken into by those
troublesome golems on my island. If you find the time could you go and
try to recover one for me?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Empyrean Trinkets? Oh you mean those
balls. I didn't know that Empyreans had balls. I wouldn't call them
trinkets even if they did."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "The newfound ease of getting items to
keep my rent paid has given me all this extra free time. I decided to
spend my spare time drinking. I know, I know, you were hoping I'd go
into acting or writing or something, but I always say, do what you love,
so here I am."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So there are new masks available. I
hear tell that the Viamontians are making their own masks. I was going
to make a mask that looks like Varicci, but I ran out of material before
I could finish the forehead. Boy, that guy's got a huge forehead. It's
big enough to call a fivehead."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Yeah, I heard that people are visiting
the Mines of Despair again, and I'm a little curious to check it out,
but that name is so depressing. Come around again when they've been
renamed the Mines of Stout or the Mines of Very Rare Ribeye Steak With
Horseradish on the Side, and then I'll swing by for a visit."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Well, the Night Club shut its doors
again. I hear tell that the Virindi in the next dungeon over called in
enough noise complaints to get their portal license revoked. That's just
what I heard, though."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I noticed this really handsome woman
in one of the Explorer outfits talking to Berkholt the other day. She
was kind of blurry the way people get midday, but I could tell she was a
looker. Anyway she passed him some notes and hurried out of town heading
east. I'm pretty sure she was into me. She avoided looking at me when
she left and that's a sure sign. Lots of ladies love the Ulgrim."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "The Tanada compare their fighting
style to the movement of air, and refer to their methods of fighting
with melee weapons, bows, and magic as the Ways of Storms, Wind, and
Breath. I have an air-based fighting style that is guaranteed to defeat
theirs, but I am too much of a gentleman to use it in front of you.
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Ha! Yeah, go ahead, challenge me to a
drinking contest, I dare ya! I drank Ben Ten under the table, and she
cheated! I drank Oswald under the table, even though his beer kept
disappearing mysteriously without him having seemed to drink it! I beat
them all, and I'll beat you, you overeager whippersnapper!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Brrrr! It's getting cooler every day
now. Does the sky look kind of snowy to you? Nah, not yet, soon though.
I can feel it in my rumticker. That's my weather predicting bone."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I hear tell there was an Undead
impersonating me, and saying all sorts of outrageous, off-the-wall
things. The nerve! Sullying my hard-earned reputation for truth like
that! I'm so offended, it's driven me to drink!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "If you can find one of my stolen
Steins on those meddlesome golems on my island I'll allow you to
challenge me to a Drinking Contest. Don't expect to win though, I've
been training for quite some time."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Where in the world is Asheron
Realadain? I think he might have gone to some resort world where he can
get away from flying demons bent on world domination. Yep, I bet he's
got his feet up and he's sipping some sweet native brew. Hey! Why didn't
he ask me to go with him?!!! I thought we were buddies! I hope he gets a
sunburn."
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