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Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "The Mad
Bull creates and uses a weapon that severs your tie to a Lifestone, and
Elysa suddenly starts taking an interesting in protecting Dryreach?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Better late than never, I guess."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I wish the Rat King would visit my
basement and organize the stupid mice down there. If he could get them
to brew me beer I would bring them as much cheese as they could eat."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh, don't bother with Hassha out in
the swamp. That old snake just wants someone to read it some bedtime
stories."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Gaerlan really kicked the white rabbit
when he started messing with this world's essence. He may yet get his
wish to rid the world of us."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I found a rare item! It's the Planar
Mug of Everlasting Stout. You see, it is actually a rift in the fabric
of the universe, in the bottom of a beer mug and directly connected to
the Plane of Stout."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh, wait. I just dreamed that."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So Elysa has established formal
diplomatic relations with Silyun. That's probably a good idea. Maybe she
can take up with that Duke, if he ever drags himself out of wherever
he's been hiding. Varicci already wants to kill him, so he'd probably be
a safe person for Elysa to date."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Who do you think would win in a fight?
The dirty, inbred, feebleminded and war mongering Varicci or the caring,
noble, heroic, brilliant and beautiful Queen Elysa? Just make an
impartial decision."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I thought so."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Want to see my one-eyed Pack
Banderling?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Have you heard Tyrell Marsan's war
stories?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "They're all hogwash. Everyone knows
that the best weapon against Tumeroks is stout!"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Well, okay, I'll accept this mug of
Stout, but don't think it will get me to intercede on your behalf with
the Virindi. Nope, I'm just a concerned citizen."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I went to school with Varicci,
did you know that? He wasn't very popular. I could rattle off a list of
the titles that were bestowed upon him in those awkward years, but then
I know the next black blade would be coming for me."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You're on mine..."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'll stop what those Virindi are
planning. Just as soon as I figure out what that plan is."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Hey don't worry, I can handle it. I
drank something."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "What's with the rabbit costume?"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim stumbles and mutters something unintelligible, "Y syh uhla
tnaysat ra fyc y piddanvmo. Frah ra yfuga, ra hu muhkan ghaf ev ra fyc y
piddanvmo tnaysehk ra fyc y syh, un y syh fru ryt tnaysat ra fyc y
piddanvmo."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'm gonna need more cowbell!"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So, we think it's a good thing to have
weapons that access the same dark powers that almost destroyed the world
during the Shadow Invasions? Well, I'm not going to use them. In fact,
I'm going to design a whole new suite of weapons that draw their powers
from the rich and delicious power of Stout!"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Remember how my backpack is infested
with malicious Zefirs? Well, I guess they felt bad for all the tricks
they've been playing on me, because they left me a present in my
backpack. I got a rare Zumamaphone. Boy is it great. I can't remember
the last time I had so much fun. Those Pack Zefirs are all right by me."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've got multiple titles too. Ulgrim
the Archmage, Master of Time and Space, Leader of the Virindi
Resistance, Master Tinkerer, Seer of Truths, Lord of the Jewelry,
Supreme Peppermint Cook, Celebrations Advisor to the Queen, Chess
Grandmaster, the Shadow Tested, Virindi Regulator, Beer Lord, and Keeper
of the Hatch."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Well, okay, I'll accept this mug of
Stout, but don't think it will get me to intercede on your behalf with
the Virindi. Nope, I'm just a concerned citizen."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Someone's off severing Lifestone ties
and still no word from Asheron, eh? I knew I shouldn't have showed him
that resort brochure. He's probably sipping fruity drinks from coconuts
with little umbrellas in them while we're left here to freeze."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I decided to show Ciandra how to
properly fix those stones she was helping with last month. I needed an
improved ingredient for my Extra Dark Stout."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Dryreach, it's been under Tumerok
attack for years..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Now she does something direct to
protect it?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I wonder if this means the tavern
there will start serving a wider selection of Stout..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I could use more Stout..."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Good Stuff!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Whoa!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's why I don't do that."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I bet you didn't know that some
magical components are quite deadly if ingested."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I sure didn't."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "There aren't a lot of stimulating
people to talk to around here."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I don't mean you of course, you're
fascinating."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So, did you see the Archmage in
Candeth Keep? I hear her husband is out of the picture. She can buff me
anytime! Hubba! Hubba!"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Some mage called me a gimp the other
day."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I asked him what a gimp was and he
said "You, Gimpy! What kind of a gimp mage has a 40 Focus?""
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So I portaled him to that new valley
everyone is talking about to find out what kind of mage he is."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I guess he didn't realize that I had
used a few attribute transfer gems... What a gimp."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You the man!"
You say, "No, You the man!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You're right, I am."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Did you know my face is on the Soul
Staff?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Yup, I'm immortalized! It's the third
face down. Some people may claim it's the guy who created the staff, but
he's nobody and I'm famous."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I saw a cute little Ursuin Cub the
other day. I tried to pat it on the head. Cute little teeth on that cub.
See my cute little bite mark?"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Have you noticed how dazed the people
at fishing holes look?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Just try talking to one of them.
You'll be lucky if they even acknowledge you. More than likely they'll
just stand there casting and casting and casting."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "They're Fishing Zombies! Fishing
Zombies I tells you!"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I went to visit the fortune shrine
today. Want to hear my fortune?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You will fall into a very deep hole
and your broken body will slowly be devoured by the foul things that
reside in the lightless places."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That didn't sound so good."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "My lucky numbers are 6,6,6."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Those mansions I've seen are pretty
nice, but nowhere near as nice as the house I built for myself. I used
to have a fortress on Asheron's Island, but the neighbors were too
loud."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Some monsters get stronger, some
monsters get weaker. Just remember what ol' Ulgrim says when the health
is down, fire is raining from the sky and monsters are clawing at his
throat."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Strong...weak. I'm the one with the
wand."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "If we build a new town I say we
call it
Ulgrim's Ridge. Now that's a town name with style!"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know what the Virindi call a Royal
Atlatl with Deadly Darts?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "A Royal Atlatl with Deadly Darts. The
Virindi aren't all that creative."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've been working on some Olthoi Bait
in case they decide to come back. Through long and arduous testing I've
discovered that they can't resist stuffed mushrooms. Just walk through a
dungeon dropping those things in a line and you can ambush a whole swarm
while they're gobbling them up."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I hear if you lick a Burun you can see
all sorts of cool stuff."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So you've heard about Leandra's
wonderful new chorizite formula? Yeah, made that same formula years ago,
except I used orichalcum. My formula made normal beer mugs larger on the
inside than on the outside. I only have the one sample left here. It
holds about 30 normal mugs of stout."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It's good that she's following in my
footsteps though, it shows she's very wise."
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