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Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I,
Asheron, am sooo dating Elysa! I mean common! She's great! Why wouldn't
I?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Asheron is thirsty little mortal!
Bring me drink!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Asheron 1"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Olthoi 1597346"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Bring me some stout and we'll have a
nice chat. Bring me two stouts and I'll tell you whatever you want to
know. Bring me three stouts and I'll make some stuff up for you."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Look at me. My name is Asheron. I am
mighty and noble and I play with the lives of other people to do what I
deem to be the right thing."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's
right. It's that time of year again. Give me some peppermint and I'll
make you a culinary delight to entice your taste buds to ecstasy."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That
Ulgrim is one of the finest upstanding members of Dereth. He brings a
new meaning to the term humble. Yes, he is one amazing individual. Full
of the milk of human kindness and ever giving of his time and skill. I
wish I, Asheron, could be more like Ulgrim."
You give Ulgrim the
Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So, have you been to that island that
rose from the ocean? Some interesting creatures there, don't you think?
Did those Merwarts have anything to drink yet?"
You give Ulgrim the
Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Do you like my mask?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Elysa got mad at me, but I say
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Plus, people tend to give
me all sorts of things when they think I'm Asheron."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That Varicci guys a jerk! That's
right, I went there."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Want to play a fun Festival trick? Go
visit the Little Guy on my island. I made a bet with him and he lost.
It's worth going just to see him dressed up."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "When you get there try giving him a Wi
Stamp. No really, it's hilarious."
Ulgrim suppresses a snicker.
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It's that time of year again. Every
one runs around in costumes pretending to be monsters or other people
while eating huge amounts of candy and drinking any number of delicious
drinks. I love the Festival Season! I say we rename Glenden Wood to
Festival Town and I shall rule over it."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've created a new drink. It's red and
has a real kick to it. I'm thinking about naming it after that cow they
have in Sanamar."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Some mage called me a gimp the other
day."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I asked him what a gimp was and he
said "You, Gimpy! What kind of a gimp mage has a 40 Focus?""
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So I portaled him to that new valley
everyone is talking about to find out what kind of mage he is."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I guess he didn't realize that I had
used a few attribute transfer gems... What a gimp."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I have my own special chat channel!
It's called UlgrimChat and I'm the only one who's allowed to speak on
it. Everyone I want to invite can hear me though."
Ha, this is the best!
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You think Marae Lassel is so great
huh? Here's one important question you have to ask yourself: Does it
have Ulgrim on it? That should tell you all you need to know."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Alright, I'll tell you a story. Gather
round and listen to a tale so horrific it will keep you from sleeping
for three, maybe four nights."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Once there was a man who liked to
drink stout. It was stout for breakfast, stout for lunch and stout for
dessert. He actually ate a nice well balanced dinner, you know to keep
healthy."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Well, this man knew the way of things
and he was always exploring and asking questions to further his
knowledge. One of his trips took him to a deserted town nestled in the
woods. In fact it was a town much like this one somewhere in these woods
I believe."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "He was very tired from having traveled
all day and he decided to spend the night in the deserted Pub, whose
faded sign he could just make out in the failing light."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "He entered the old building floor
boards creaking and groaning like the voices of spirits he had
disturbed. Searching the bar he found an old dusty bottle on a shelf."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, ""Why not?" the man said to himself
sitting at the bar and filling his trusty mug with the rich amber liquid
that poured from the bottle. It was at precisely this moment he heard a
creak behind him. He spun around, but there was no one there. He sat
back down and sipped the drink. It was the most delicious stout he had
ever tasted. An ambrosia of the gods, a drink that made the soul soar
and the mind spin, and so on."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "The floorboards behind him emitted a
long groan. This time he didn't turn around. He didn't want to see what
might be there. Instead he took another sip. The floorboards ached.
Another sip and another loud wrenching of his nerves."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "He couldn't stand it anymore. He
tipped the rest of his drink back and jumped from his chair ready for
anything."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "But the Pub was silent now. He
searched everywhere for what might have caused the noise, but couldn't
find anyone or anything. As he turned back to the bar he saw something
that turned his hair white. There on the bar was the bottle he had left,
but it was empty!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "He rushed over and tried to get a
trickle from the bottle, but it was empty. In fact it was bone dry as if
it hadn't held a drop in years."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "The poor man flew from that place in
the woods and never returned. Some things are just too frightening, even
for a brave man like that."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "They say that Pub still sits somewhere
in the woods waiting for thirsty travelers to stumble in. I imagine that
bottle still sits on the bar. I can even imagine that it might hold some
of that amazing stout the man drank, but at what price my friends...
what price?"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Those blue fellows worry me. I think
their brains got frost bite up there. They need to relax, drink some
stout and learn to enjoy life for a change."
You give Ulgrim the
Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It was nice to take a vacation in the
mountains. Did you know that you can get drunker more easily in higher
elevations? Oh, but that theory about crisp mountain water making better
flavored stout, not true. The stout may taste better, but it doesn't
have anything to do with the water."
You give Ulgrim the
Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Silyun? Really?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Who's the 'Silly One' that came up
with that town name?"
You give Ulgrim the
Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I read all of those old records about
Grael and his stomping on the Empyreans. Sounds like they had it coming
if you ask me. What I'd really like to know is where Grael's people came
from. Is it possible they were here before the Empyreans?"
You give Ulgrim the
Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've been working on some Olthoi Bait
in case they decide to come back. Through long and arduous testing I've
discovered that they can't resist stuffed mushrooms. Just walk through a
dungeon dropping those things in a line and you can ambush a whole swarm
while they're gobbling them up."
You give Ulgrim the
Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I stopped by my island on the way here
and found something very strange. There appears to be some sort of hatch
in the ground in the middle of the island. No idea where it goes to, but
it's sure got me intrigued."
You allow Ulgrim the Unpleasant to examine your
Festival Shirt.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That Virindi just doesn't get it."
[shirt inscribed by Leopold]
You allow Ulgrim the
Unpleasant to examine your Festival Shirt.
"Haha, right! Make sure you hang this
over your Horn of Vigilance."
[shirt inscribed repels all bugs]
You allow Ulgrim the
Unpleasant to examine your Festival Shirt.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'm
not sure, what would you do?"
[shirt inscribed WWUD]
You allow Ulgrim the
Unpleasant to examine your Festival Shirt.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you,
"I've never seen that shirt before!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Pretty funny though."
[shirt inscribed Varicci stinks]
You allow Ulgrim the Unpleasant to examine your
Candy Corn.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Mmm, sugar and wax. I'm sure it's
delicious, but... I've had my daily recommended allowance of wax today.
Thanks for thinking of me!"
You allow Ulgrim the Unpleasant to examine your
Cider.
Ulgrim waves the cider under his nose.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "No thanks, it's not ready yet."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Tempting Apple.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That was nice, but where's the candy?"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Peppermint
Chocolate Bar.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Candy! Candy! Candy!"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Ginger Bread
Drudge.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "See, it's a cookie."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's good enough for me."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Chocolate Cookie.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "See, it's a cookie."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's good enough for me."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Cookie.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "See, it's a cookie."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's good enough for me."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Peppermint Cookie.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "See, it's a cookie."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's good enough for me."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Peppermint
Chocolate Cookie.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "See, it's a cookie."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's good enough for me."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Bar of Milk
Chocolate.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Candy! Candy! Candy!"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Ginger Bread Lugian.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "See, it's a cookie."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's good enough for me."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Peppermint Monougat
Chew.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Candy! Candy! Candy!"
You allow Ulgrim the Unpleasant to examine your
Marshmallow Pumpkin.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Sorry, I don't make it a habit to eat
things made of unknown substances, even if they are sweet and covered in
sugar. Those are exactly the kind of things you should be most wary of."
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Thanks to Darius of the Nexus- HG,
Shadow Assassin II of FF, Sanddh of WE!
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