Ned Cleversun's Social and Cultural Life

	Ned Cleversun's Social & Cultural Life
Home	After a hard day of killing Tuskers, Ned Cleversun likes to relax on his stone couch and watch a little TV. Currently, his favorite shows are Blind Date, Rendez-view, Survivor, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer re-runs. Ned dislikes Sean and Kathy on Survivor and abhors Spike and Cordelia equally. He thinks Buffy should consider going out with an Archer. Ned Cleversun's current project is to Suck Up to as many of the devs as he can, hoping for a choice slot in early beta for AC2. He's been sending the devs humorous T-Shirts found at thrift shops and is plotting custom horoscopes for the entire Turbine Team. ("You will prosper, because of new friends who enter your life!") This Summer, Ned plans to put up a variety of home-made jams and jellies and will send an assortment to Boston. His message is simple: "Choose me!" Another activity Ned Cleversun enjoys is seeking out lines, wherever they may form on Dereth. Ned enjoys positioning himself at the head of each line and closely observing the humorous responses of the other players.	Lines are a great way to meet and get to know people.	Line tip: Ned has noticed that many many many lines contain a number of players who are not physically present. These players have friends keep their spot while they're out enjoying the game in other parts of Dereth. Please consider doing what Ned does in this situation! Yell, "Hahaha! Fat Chance!" and jump to the head of the line!