Silvana Nightsong/Moeko of HG reports: "Heya Maggie! I just spoke with an
NPC near the armorer in Holt named Dwennon (42.6N 33.5E) and apparently he's
contracted mad cow disease! He asks you to tip the cows to thwart their evil
schemes!" Thanks also to Hirad of WE!
NPC:
Dwennon
- 42.6N, 33.6E (Holtburg)
Dwennon tells you, "You've seen them lingering around town, haven't you?
They've been here all along, you know that, don't you? They have spies all
over the place. They see and hear everything. They must be stopped, and
stopped the only way we know how. Simply killing them isn't good enough, we
need to tip them and tip them often. Go, go tip the cows, they must be
stopped!"
Tip the cow.
You think to yourself "One tip down, I wonder how many more this guy could
possibly expect..
Dwennon tells you, "Good, good, our plans are working,
they're being distracted. We've bought some time but you need to buy us more
time. We need more time!"
--50 Tips
The cows lips do not move
but you would almost swear you just heard "Moooo, Mooo Mooooooo!"
Dwennon
tells you, "Huh!? What's that!"
Dwennon tells you, "Oh... my... goodness. The cows must have had control of
my brain, I didn't even know you were there."
Dwennon tells you, "They're in my head, get them out. Get them out! Tip more
cows!"
--100 Tips
A thought pops into your
head "Cow Logic" and you think... "What's that?" Maybe you can ask Dwennon
about it some day.
Dwennon tells you, "Mooooooooooo!!!! Mooo! Mo."
Dwennon tells you, "I'm practicing my cow speak. Now if only I could lose
this darn accent."
Dwennon tells you, "You should return to the field. I've never met a more
formidable tipper. You shall be a hero of the people when the Cow Insurgence
is stopped!"
--150 Tips
You think to yourself "I
must be at least half done, and if not then Dwennon can just finish tipping
this cow himself."
Dwennon tells you, "They've been herding at night again. They can't fool me
though. No one can sleep standing up! I can see their lips moving in cow
whispers. I can hear the whispers late at night. They're up to something!
You tip those cows. Give those treacherous bovine a good shove for me!"
--200 Tips
Your arms are getting
tired, you think to yourself "I must have tipped at least 200 times by now."
Dwennon tells you, "Moo Mo mooo moooooo moooo mo moo mooooo?"
Dwennon tells you, "Ahem, or... Moo Mo mooo mooooo mooo moo mo moooo?"
Dwennon tells you, "Don't stop tipping now, you've tipped 200 or so by my
count. Have you got your tippin' calluses yet? Those are a sign of
distinction my friend."
--250 Tips
Unless you lost track
someplace along the way, which you think is very possible at this point, you
believe that's your 250th tip. What, no fireworks? Maybe you have a few more
tips to go still.
Dwennon tells you, "We're almost there, I can sense it. The cow brain waves
have been interupted. I know you can sense it also."
--300 Tips
It seems to you like you
have done enough tipping for now, maybe Dwennon in Holtburg has an update
for you...
Dwennon tells you, "Good, those cows will be set for a
while, you can take a break. I expect you to report back here tomorrow to
continue though, we can't let down our guard. Even better, search out cows
around the world and tip them. They must all be stopped."
You've earned 10,000 experience.
You are Obviously Bored, maybe you should check your titles.
Dwennon gives you Tipped Pack Cow.
Dwennon tells you, "Don't tell them I gave that to
you, you don't want to see them when they get very mad."
You get get a Tipped Pack Cow that, when hooked, lays on its side and kicks
its legs in the air. You also get the title of "Obviously Bored"!
Thanks for running such a great site, Maggie! We love ya!"
