1. What is Ned Cleversun's favorite piece of Armor/Clothing after his Faran Robe?

His Bunny Slippers
His Bow Mastery VI Gauntlets
His Matty Coat
His Boobie Dress

Answer: This was a gimme. Everyone knows the correct answer is Ned's Matty Coat! If you didn't know the answer, you might as well use the back space now, because you obviously don't know Ned!

2. If you vuln a Tusker in BSD, is it yours?

Of course. I vulned it, it's mine! Anyone else who attacks it is a kill stealer!
No. Vulning a monster does not automatically make it yours, especially in BSD.

Answer: The answer is No. Vulning a monster does not make it yours. Especially not when Ned is "in the building" in BSD!
 

3. After a hard day of powerleveling, Ned Cleversun likes to relax in his cottage and kick back on his stone couch to watch a little Buffy or Survivor on TV. Who does Ned want to get voted off the island next?

Sean
Neleh
Tammy
Kathy

Answer: This is a close one, but the correct answer is Sean. Ned Cleversun can't stand him and hopes he gets voted off ASAP!

4. Which is higher: Ned Cleversun's Grief skill or his Bow skill?

His Grief skill
His Bow skill

Answer: The correct answer is his Bow skill. Although his Grief skill is quite respectable, Ned Cleversun has a buffed Bow skill of 340.

5. What did Ned Cleversun do when he saw the demon rise from the Altar of Bael'Zharon?

Brought out his bow, preparing to kill it!
Hid behind Danier
Screamed like a girl
All of the Above

Answer: Ned Cleversun screamed like a girl.

6. What is Ned's normal fighting (buffed) Life Magic skill number?

200
220
300
320

Answer: The answer is 320. Ned is a very powerful mage!

7. Imagine: you are running cross country in the heart of the Direlands. You come upon a PILE of Mage robes! 7, 8, 9 robes! What does this mean?

The mage robe god has favored you!
Ned Cleversun died here (again) and forgot about his body (again).
You have discovered a random mage robe spawn
Don't touch them! You will be flagged for performing an "exploit" and booted from the game permanently.

Answer: The answer is Ned Cleversun died here (again) and forgot about his body (again). Ned buys mage robes several times a week. Keep them carefully, place Ned Cleversun in your "friends" list, /tell him next time he's in game and arrange to return them. Ned will give you an M-note (maybe) and induct you into his Hall of Glory!

8. What is the name of Ned's Fletching/Alchemy mule?

Reefer Madness
Shaft
Hieronymus Bash
Monkey Love

Answer: Ned Cleversun's Fletching/Alchemy mule is Reefer Madness.

9.You start noticing Deadly arrows lying about in BSD; you count 7 or 8 in less than half a minute. You see Ned himself up ahead. You wonder, "why doesn't he pick up his arrows?" So you ask; Ned answers:

"Huh? Really? Could you gather them up for me, please? Thx!"
"What? Oh, yeah, I guess." (Ned cannot shoot and chew gum at the same time. Besides, he is having a big /tell argument with a whiner who thinks Ned should stop grabbing all the experience, stop hanging out in BSD and go to Aerlinthe or some other absurdly challenging place.)
"Are you allowed to pick them up? Cool."
"I am arrow man. I don't need no stinkin' used arrows."

Answer: The correct answer is, "I am arrow man. I don't need no stinkin' used arrows."

10. Why did Ned Cleversun stop raising his Loyalty skill?

His Life Magic skill costs many millions to raise and he needs all the xp he can get!
Because it's higher than Danier's
Because his Patron chose to train Life Magic over Leadership and he thinks she should bear some of the responsibility for the effectiveness of their xp chain!
He's a bad vassal

Answer: The answer is because it's already higher than Danier's.

If you got 1-3 answers correct:
You don't know Ned! You are lazy and a probably just a little bit stupid.

If you got 4-7 answers correct:
You only *think* you know Ned, but there are mysteries about him that have yet to be revealed to you. You have not been paying close enough attention!

If you got 8-10 answers correct:
You are one of the lucky ones! You are well versed in the ways of Ned. You are detail oriented, yet grasp the larger picture. You are virtuous and charming and intelligent. People are drawn to you. You have an aura of goodness surrounding you at all times. You have many friends and will achieve great success in life. Congratulations! You really *do* know Ned!